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Merry Christmas you lot!
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[08 Dec 2006|10:28pm] |
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*plays with his Wii*
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[04 Dec 2006|06:39pm] |
This is a blog written by my friend John in response to an article he read in a newspaper (he failed to specify which). As it was written in Facebook, I'll reproduce it here, with full credit to him, because I am of much the same opinion.
"Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn); and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers : I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone. If you still remember him pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing."
~ John-Arnaud Carter
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[29 Nov 2006|10:44pm] |
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[15 Nov 2006|09:28am] |
 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In November I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) angeko_neko (-10 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, princessxia (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4991 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
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[22 Sep 2006|10:07am] |
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Back to London on Monday.
That means a weekend of packing and getting everything on XHDDs :P
Yay
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[13 Sep 2006|06:37pm] |
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It's arrived! Iron Maiden's "A Matter of Life and Death" new album! And I go to their tour gig on the 23rd of December! How awesome is that?
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[07 Sep 2006|11:34pm] |
| Your Daddy Is Darth Vader | 
What You Call Him: Papi
Why You Love Him: He's your sugar daddy |
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[04 Sep 2006|10:53pm] |
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RIP Steve Irwin
You will be sorely missed, and the wild animals of this world have lost one of their greatest champions.
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| Ilha Bela |
[18 Aug 2006|09:56am] |
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Off to Ilha Bela for the weekend. w00t! but not internet for the weekend... unw00t T_T.
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[07 Aug 2006|08:19pm] |
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Paralytic back pains suck balls.
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[05 Aug 2006|12:16am] |
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^^;;; I declare this not to be true ^_^;
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[28 Jul 2006|10:28pm] |
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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
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[07 Jul 2006|11:13am] |
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I passed! w00t!
Here is to me, 3rd Year Chemistry student, in the MSci course!
*is a happy happy happy happy man*
Edit: Although my grade set for these exams were the opposite to what I thought I was going to get O_O Did my best in what I thought was going to be my worse exam, almost failed the one i did okay on and got a D in my best subject O_O weird...
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[23 Jun 2006|10:49pm] |
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"If you're gonna die, die with your boots on;
If you're gonna try, we'll stick around;
Gonna cry, just move along;
If you're gonna die, you're gonna die."
-- "Die with your Boots On" - Sonata Arctica (Iron Maiden Cover)
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[21 Jun 2006|06:12pm] |
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Well, exams are over, and it's a week or so before I go back home with nothing to do ^_^;
So, exam analysis? Hm... Well, didn't go THAT bad, all things considered. Inorganic was good, Organic was a bit doubtful, and Physical was bad where I knew it was going to be and quite alright elsewhere. Still, I think I passed everything. Now I just hope I got the required 50% overall this year to remain on the MSci.
No more news, mainly beacuse I've been doing buggerall. And, you know what? Buggerall is fun XD
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[14 Jun 2006|08:58am] |
I wasn't planning to post anything until after my exams were over, but I'd just like to say:
w00t BRASIIIIIIL!
Dear Ronaldo,
Shape up or ship out, that was embarassing.
Dear Kaká,
Thank you very much, that was brilliant.
Anyway,
Revision beckons,
Laterz
P.S.: Real post, discussing exams, will be put up on late Thursday/early Friday.
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| Tadaima ^^ |
[06 Jun 2006|12:28pm] |
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I'm back...
Exams next week... T_T REVISE!
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[09 May 2006|02:05pm] |
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Internet at home is dead ¬_¬ (Time until restore = approx. 3 1/2 weeks T_T)
Reach me by phone if you need me.
People who don't have my number, ask someone who does, because I'm not gonna put it here ^_^;
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